"Oh, I think I know exactly which one."
"Yes—those stupid cat rescue missions we had as genins. It was an insult to us ninjas."
"Oh really? Sasuke-kun I think you’re forgetting something…"
"Forget? Oh, of course not Sakura, he certainly hasn’t forgotten."
"Yeah, come on, teme! How could you forget that time you had to dress up as a girl cause you couldn’t henge and everyone actually believed you were one until the end.”
"S-Shut up you idiot! At least I didn’t get caught the first day, like you!"
"I prefer people immediately recognize I’m a man than actually believing otherwise the whole way through! Haha! Teme you had to sit on some guy’s lap! And he didn’t even notice! Do you know how bad that is?!”
"Now, now, Naruto, stop teasing. It’s not Sasuke’s fault he has feminine features."
"I’m gonna murder the both of you…"
"Oh come on, Sasuke-kun! It really was too funny!"